CHEESE CAVIAR & CHAOS - PILOT
ABOUT THE SHOW
Welcome to “CHEESE, CAVIAR & CHAOS”, an interview-style show hosted by Chunky Chonkers, a rude but lovable late-night tv show host with a terrible addiction to cheese. In each episode, Chonkers will sit down with a special guest discussing relevant pop culture media and end in a game that causes mayhem to ensue.
Character Bio
Chunky Chonkers is a rude late-night tv show host with a terrible addiction to cheese. Only does the show because they’re paying him in cheese which he needs. Constantly gets upset at “Karen” off-camera whenever she doesn’t keep his supply of cheese and crackers full at all times.
Afraid of rejection and change - which is why he only gets paid for doing the show in cheese and crackers. Nothing else. He doesn’t care about the show’s meaning/message at all. ONLY cheese. Sleeps in his dressing room.
Whenever he’s in an uncomfortable conversation - or put in the middle he’ll break the ice by trying to blame the guest - asking if they cut the cheese.
Famous quotes include:
“The cheese is for me. The caviar is for YOU. That’s how this works...”
“Sorry. There’s just not enough cheese in the world for both of us. Well… at least on this set.”
“The only trustworthy people are the people who like cheese.”
“DID YOU SERIOUSLY JUST CUT THE CHEESE?! Do you see how big my nose is?! Don’t lie to me”